Why I love the Oscars!

Alright its time for a personal moment...








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Who is scarier, a rapist or an athiest?

The following is an excerpt from a speech on the subject of being an atheist. The speech was made about a year ago by Editor-in-Chief of The Onion Scott Dikkers, for the Freedom From Religion Foundation.

So, I saw this U. of Minn. survey that came out a while back. Perhaps you saw it as well. It asked Americans, who do you trust? And they broke it down into categories: Do you trust a Christian? Most said yes. In fact, Christians were at the top of the list. Do you trust a black person? A Muslim? A homosexual? etc.

The group that came out at the very bottom of the list — and I’m talking about below terrorists, below sexual predators, below the guy who skins babies alive and wears the skin as a mask and then dances in the moonlight while gargling the blood of his infant victim — after that guy, was atheists.

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We are the single-most reviled group of people in the country. Maybe the world. By far.

What we have to ask ourselves is, what can we learn from the terrorists and the serial killers? Well, for starters we need to find out who does their PR. We’ve got to ask the racists and the rapists, what’s your secret? Child molesters, how did you get to be America’s sweetheart? Show us how it’s done. Maybe we could move up a notch or two if you’d share with us some of your winning people skills.

First of all it’s the name. Atheist. It’s a cold and prickly word, like Recidivist. Rapist. Terrorist. Anal cyst. It’s a terrible word. Agnostic is no better. It sounds clinical. It’s two letters off from diagnostic. "I’m sorry to have to tell you, Mr. Johnson, we got the results back from your agnostic, and we’re going to have to amputate your testicles."

Here is the full speech...

Chimpanzee rampage!

This is a video/audio clip of a 911 call made in Connecticut a few weeks ago. The call was made by a woman when her pet Chimp brutally attacked her 55-year-old friend, ripping at her face and body.
Needless to say, I wont be adopting a pet monkey any time soon...

Superbowl 09'

NBC banned this ad from airing during the game, like the prude Americans that they are...


The moments when we screamed at the tv...

The craziest fans on earth...

Top it off with the ads.

The most useless thing you will hear today.

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown's ringtone...




Why is this significant? It isn't, but apparently its newsworthy.