Doritoes Guru contest winner

So a few months back, you may recall me going on and on about the Doritoes Guru contest. Well our video got entered pretty late and we only ended up having something like two days to collect votes (out of the month that the contest ran), so needless to say it was unlikely we would win. Either way, they finally announced the winner—here it is.

Cruel and unusual Poodle torture...

I have always pitied the Poodles of the world. The excessive grooming, the embarrassing hair styles, and the occasional hot pink dye job... but this takes it to a whole new level. I wonder what Ingrid Newkirk thinks...